-Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, in your last group speech, you took a “war decision” against the government, no, what changed, as your voters voted well, the hot money was ready.. The audience couldn’t understand your hardening. Or did it ignite with the release of Victory Party? I don’t know, we were surprised, the Republic was destroyed in your party and in the country, you didn’t make a sound, the government tore the republic apart, you didn’t make a sound, now, when I suddenly heard your impassioned speech….
Kılıçdaroğlu: -The reason why I decided to go to war is the election of Uğur Dündar, the lion of lions, the most exalted, the greatest Atatürkist raised in history, Ekmeleddin, who bravely put the hand to accept our voters, as President of the Board of Fenerbahçe.
Now this great genius will serve the rare hero Fenerbahce, who, you see, broke Fener’s parameters by sending two tweets in two days. Let Ali Koç think of the rest. Everything the forty foxes swing with his tail will crumble in a few months and he will see his day… I was not surprised at his first tweet, from day one, when İmamoğlu tweeted champion Trabzon, he has adjusted İmamoğlu, the next day, the penalty in the Trabzon match became parsley, man, Ali Why are you stealing a role from Koç… Did you think Fener was a libertarian place like the CHP?
“I mean, you’re bragging to Fener that with his appointment as Council President, we somehow survived!”
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Young people don’t know, in the period of anarchy before the 80s, when the police became a very difficult job, all the policemen started petitioning and becoming traffic policemen, something like that we will hit whoever comes outside, Siirtspor Fenerspor, who weighs with their ego, oh man, a blast. let’s go…
-M. Kılıçdaroğlu: -Another April 24, an ignoble genocidal tweet by Sezgin Tanrıkulu that the Turkish people cannot accept….
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Oh how cute they are.. Oh my assistants, how cute they are. They are my show dogs. It’s amazing to win with them. As you know, dogs are our best friends, you see, when national holidays like November 10, October 29 and May 19 come around, they get itchy and growl. They were out of shape for a long time.. Sezgin is a boxer, and when you look at his face, he is a country lover, what a sincere race with his kindness…
– Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, isn’t it a total provocation that Garo Paylan, who is not from your party, but from the HDP, the secret partner of the alliance, proposed to the parliament to accept the genocide? How about that, will the Republic party get votes with that!
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Did you look at Garo’s thin face, his long fluffy head feathers, he’s a real Afghan hound, like that, on national days, they don’t ask, throw a mean word or go crazy in their spirit, I swear, with these Afghan hounds, believe me, we will fight the election rope at the front…
-M. Kılıçdaroğlu: -What, what race is Kaftancıoğlu?
Kılıçdaroğlu: -We should fan his hair with a bit more combing, he looks like he’s licked a lot of calves, he’s getting very cute votes as an ornamental dog so far, which we have done until we find these breeds until we breed them. The Turkish Medical Association raised him, the liberals raised him separately, the Human Rights Association raised him separately, he was raised in the bars of Cihangir, and it took us decades to find the most agile, the most beautiful, the most alive!
– I am surprised, then, Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, which breed is more useful to your party, boxer, harrier or Afghan hound?
Kılıçdaroğlu: – Raising the best dogs in the country is not an easy task. We don’t breed herding dogs, Kangal dogs, like right handers. Our dogs have to be combed, dried, and put on the trail, and Halk TV has to groom our dogs and sew cute dresses every night. They protect our party from the patriots. And National Days are the perfect days to test their dogs and get on stage. What awaits us, May 19th… Believe me, I can’t wait to see which cuties will lay eggs and pee on the wall of which mosque…
-Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, mashallah your party has turned into a competition for show dogs, ornamental dogs, a breed of dogs.. I really admire breeders and liberals. Well, a long, curly-haired breed, I’m looking for… Do you pay duty on these dogs, or did they come in illegally? Why are they all old Islamist, racist, terrorist recruits?
Kılıçdaroğlu: -By God, without them our life will pass without joy or enthusiasm, look, gods are dying, religions are dying, civilizations are dying, but dogs are not dying, to which country in history will you send them dogs from the front to tear them to pieces before the war, they will encumber the front, the dogs are our angels. . They pave the way, they say what we haven’t said as a party, they accustom society to the worst, they hijack the agenda. Let me tell you, we have started a literature program as a party now, Poet Murathan Mungan and Jury Member Sunay Akın, we will reward those who send the most beautiful tweets to our dogs, who write their most beautiful poems!
-Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, I think you speak philosophically without knowing it!
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Yes, the language of all dogs in the story is the same. Let’s say the common language is English, there are people who can’t speak it, but dogs speak the same language in Africa and Japan… And every time we get stuck in politics, we put dogs in it . And whenever we are powerless in politics, we let the dogs come first… A village without dogs would not be a country without dogs!
-Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, have you ever thought about sterilization?
Kılıçdaroğlu: – In our government, you will see, we will erect statues of dogs, Saidi Nursi, Seyid Rızalar, Apolar… There is a lot of loyalty in our party against them! Dogs are more than us humans, they are never confused, always barking, always on their owner’s side, that is, they have the highest political virtues! In addition, dogs’ self-confidence increases when combing and fanning their hair.
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Dogs whose self-confidence has grown now walk coldly like consul dogs, despise people and humiliate ordinary people and problems. Now go to a park, the dogs in the house are enough, they never come near you, but the stray dogs lick your feet. We need specially bred dogs with nurtured food. Dogs don’t handle guns! They are free, no one can stop them! Dogs are not afraid of God, afraid of country, good manners, socially afraid at all! By God, those dogs, my dear, as a group, they saved us from badly dressed teachers and engineers. And purebred dogs are always at work, at work, in joy, in comfort, they make everyone nervous, scare them, demoralize them and poison their day.
– Am I wrong, you’re so happy that your party is a paradise for dogs!
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Look at the beauty of this breed of boxer, what a cute thing like a dream, sometimes they look at your face with sadness, I swear I can’t stand it! I think the ‘dog’ is the only thing that completes the person. Dogs are the missing part of a country. Listen, let me call them and they’ll scare you too… Come on boxer, come on baby, come on honey…
-Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu, I swear I was very worried, one last question, do you like the dogs you picked up in Asala, PKK or Fetö more?
Kılıçdaroğlu: -By God, we didn’t call them, they left them at our door. There are even German dogs among them… Look, today is the blessed night of Kandil, we will gather them all and pay a spiritual visit to Saidi Nursi and the tombs of Seyid Rıza! Human friends, how cute things are, I can’t tell! We also brought the Fetö dogs of the PKK to our house first, but see, when Ekmeleddin and Abdullah Gül were appointed, many people who called themselves Kemalist turned out to be an angry and slobbering dog. I don’t know, but those who are dogs later become much more enraged, much more royalist, much wilder!
“I was speechless, I swear, when you said it like that, my mouth was watering too, my tongue sank, what to say, is the proposal to” assistant” that you made to me is still valid? I’m sick of Bağ-kur’s salary. I don’t know, I know the door I connect to, I know what I eat. Don’t worry, I’m very enraged, I bite what I bite, I curse things more…
Kılıçdaroğlu: -No, no, you are so inexperienced, it takes years to be a purebred dog, you spoil the party until you learn to bark at whom. There is no dog among those who attack anyone who comes before them! I know you, you’re the type to howl at the moonlight, you don’t stop.
-If you give us a chance, say bismillah and go for it, believe me, I’ll learn quickly…
Kılıçdaroğlu: -Look, I’m really sorry, okay, this is an opportunity for you, now I’m sending you to Boxer (Tanrikulu).
-Look, it didn’t happen, I was intimidated from day one, if you could find something more poodle, a bit fancy, for the course from day one! I swear I saw the shit that boxer ate and drank, I was so scared.