How I was caught in the act of extortion

Location and names have been changed, the rest of the story is one hundred percent true!

It just happened to us.

We have forgotten the place of words to write and write.

Letter Y: -Thanks to you brother, I know you can’t stand it, one day you will write..

-Thank you brother Y, there are so many years of friendship, thank you…

Letter Y: -I knew something was going to happen to the eldest, I understood for a long time that you were writing (…) point to point for me (Y)…

– Hush, arak, we’re just getting started, bismillah, don’t make me shrink…

The letter Y: -Ağbi, the letter s and the letter a are gone, they say, we are fed up with this filthy coyote face…

– Let them go. I will take care of you too, if the whole alphabet is gone, I will write again with straws of straw, I will take a tile in my hand and I will write again, itogluites…

Letter Y: -You started again, don’t bring us anything on us…

-Come on, let’s go instead.

Letter Y: -Lovely brother, look, how well I fit the word magnolia, brother, spring has come, look at the places you come from and use us when there is rose blossom honey cream. You read .beyond your dog .tin…

-Okay, you bastards, there is nothing for you, I will not give your name, if a lawsuit is brought against me, nothing will happen to you… This time, we will go from P..

Y Hafi: Bastard, pimp?

-No, my son, the P of Pastrami…

Letter Y: -I love your eyes brother, how you know about pastrami, you’ve been writing all these years, we haven’t seen or heard that you bought Bacon one day and ate it with pleasure …. That’s why you’re nervous bro, that’s why when you can’t say bacon, you say fuck pimp and take your greed away from us…

-Look at the bastard (P)… He knows everything… Tell me, we call it bacon when it’s sliced, but what we call it when it’s not sliced ​​whole, for example, we call it rolled up sausage, a whole piece of bacon…

Letter Y: Galot… No, ‘log’….

-.iktir go, ignorant guy, they say ‘block’, my son Blok, when you go to the dairy, you say ‘I’m going to buy a big block, just weigh it’…

Letter Y: Wow, what a lucky man you are, now your brother, you have a block of bacon!

-Listen, son, listen! The company that was looking for a gold mine in the mountains of Kaz…built a pool of sulfuric acid…It also sprays its vapor into the air…The burner of the company is also a famous dairy there…You eat the country’s bread, but the mining company is poisoning the country, and you don’t say a word. It is always the poor who protest, the gendarmerie beats the poor villagers, they punish them, they are imprisoned… When they say so… I gave the name of the company too…

Letter Y: – Ağbi, there is Power behind them, there is America, there is Binalı Yıldırım, there is the AKP, I swear to you .iker…

-Then, pat, the phone came… You won’t believe it, the big boss of the dairy is calling, I know them, they have hundreds of shops… You like what he says… ‘Nihat , we read and listen to you as a family, we love you very much, I guess there was a mistake, are we a company in the big city? !

‘I said, make a statement, we will publish it, if there is an illegality, we will correct it. tea and coffee. I said… While I was talking on the phone, Serkan, who did a show with me on our Youtube channel, is with me, and our cameraman Barış is with me…

Letter Y: Big brother came to P, to P… what happened to P..

-The big boss said, ‘Nihat Bey, you pass by our store every day, stop by one of our stores, whatever your heart desires.

‘Deep down, man, the guy is bribing us to shut up…. I wasn’t expecting it, I was scared, I hung up suddenly… Serkan next to me, what did he say brother, he said…

“My dishonest Serkan offered us a villain, .astir to silence us…

‘Serkan: ‘Brother, if you cursed, you would have said that we are people who live with dignity…’

“Listen, Serkan, these people are pretending to be jackals.

-Serkan, I said…

– That’s my brother…

– My son, these are the men who distribute millions of dollars to everyone who comes before them. As for us, they think they can push us away with a few slices of bacon… We are not replaced. Serkan, who has caused this market to fall so much!

Serkan: By Allah, my brother, I read it last time, there are even some who sell it for a bottle of soda..

-Serkan, look at the state of the market, if another journalist had written now, they would have made an offer of millions of dollars.

Serkan: -Ağbi, we can’t stay under this word, pick up the phone and say what comes to your mouth… Look at the guy, he’s going to buy us…

-I also think… But, let’s say the .astır bribe on youtube… Let me put it this way, my brother, our viewers who love us very much send us gifts such as olive oil apricot .ucuk from Anatolia, and believe me, as we eat them, our voices get harsher and we end up more powerful. However, if we eat the hustle and bustle of a boss like you, our voice will be lowered, we will be poisoned worse by sulfuric acid… Exactly, let me tell you… Cameraman Barış intervened…

Cameraman Barış: – Ağbi, I think, let’s make a scene first… Let’s decorate this beautiful story…

-Well?

Cameraman Barış: – I’ll take the camera, Serkan Ağbi, hold the microphone, let’s enter the store, name the boss, get a “block”. You leave the shop with a block. ..

– Well, my son, we take bribes like honey, we will be dishonored…

Cameraman Barış: -It’s not like that, brother, let’s say, we’ll make a film and bring it back… The boss already knows you….

– Good idea… Listen, I like it.. You’ve been writing all this time, said the lady, you didn’t bring anything home, she said, she calls me two and a bunch of bullshit… you pull the hanging showing the lady, and me, look lady, you call me broke, take it….

Serkan: -Ağbi, I think it’s a good idea too… If we stage it, it will be watched more.

Letter Y: – Well brother…

– We walked into the shop, we gave the name of the boss, we gave a block for the movie, we bring it in five minutes, we said… no, bro said, ‘you’re the face of wood’, and I, strutting and showing off the block of pastrami in my hand, I walk showing it to everyone…. Our plan has worked well so far, no problem…

“Then three stray dogs were attacked on the sidewalk, I fell to the ground with a coat hanger in my hand, they attack quite brutally, the dog had teeth, my pants were torn, I kicked the dog, an old woman started screaming, hit the dog hit the dog, I was helpless My top is broken… I can’t explain the horror I ate… Crowd gathered around from me… Dogs always attack…

‘I saw that I couldn’t fend off the dogs, I held a block in my hand, I began to say trouble to the dogs: Look, I swear, it is .astir who has been entrusted to me, I swear we took a loan, we’ll pay it back soon. I shouted at Serkan, Serkan, tell those dogs. Serkan was very scared of me, he immediately started shouting ambulance ambulance… He stopped a taxi with his hand….

The taxi stopped, Serkan, in this haste, he took the hanging block in my hand and threw it in the back seat of the taxi.

-What are you doing, Serkan, you’re going to take me to the hospital, you’re trying to save the asthma…

Serkan: Ağbi, let me love your eyes, don’t panic, these dogs have earrings, nothing will happen to you, two tooth scratches won’t hurt you…

I went back to ‘Cameraman Barış’, he is not from there, he took a pass….

‘Peace, turn off the camera, pick me up, my son…

Cameraman Barış: Ağbi, it was great, the crowd, the dogs, the shouting, Serkan Ağbi rushing to a taxi, all of them were amazing…

-Turn off that camera, I shouted…I shook my head and stood up.. Serkan! Bring that hook… did something happen to the hanger?

Serkan: ‘no brother, .astir is in good health…

-Okay, okay, let’s go back to the shop and deliver the suspension… I suddenly thought about it, I felt bad… Well, Serkan, did people come by and see the hanging in my hand, did they see it….does the shop where we entrusted the hanging have cameras inside and outside?, there are… Well? Now if they stand up and say that Nihat Genç did extortion without paying the cashier, what are we going to do, son…

Serkan: – Ağbi, these cameras are rolling but no sound! They don’t know what you are talking to the trader about.

-It’s a good thing… Everything is in the middle, we took the .astirma and left the shop without paying any money…

Cameraman Barış: Let’s call the boss brother, let him not give the camera recordings to anyone so that we don’t get into the gold mine business….

-Lan, accommodating, .be….we give up when it gets hard.. Son, why did we get into this business?

Serkan: -I swear this shoot was Barış’s idea…

– Hey, I’m two years old.

Letter Y: -Aghbi, you started again!

– From Y to Z, I will put it on your regiment!

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